worst ever joke competition
 

the idea is to post your worst joke , we vote on which is the worst ... winner gets a club sticker paid for by me :thumb2


so come on folks drag those jokes out of the bin :lol

what do you call a fly with no wings ????























a walk

lol thats the idea

Why did the Irish man sell he's tv? to buy a video.:lol:lol:lol:lol

what do you call a fish with no eyes ?


































a fsh.

2 oranges rolling down a hill , one stopped because it had run out of juice

Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?























Cos he is an x-boxer

What goes tick-tock, woof-woof ??





















a watchdog

I've just downloaded the koran, would you like me to burn you a copy.

What do you call a blind deer - no eyed deer! (No idea)

where do you find a dog with no legs ? ...... where you left it

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?




Still no idea. ;O)

You wont be having to spend any money Pete, there aint many of us can tells jokes as bad as yours:lol:lol:lol

more jokes
 

Why did the Pillarbox ?






Its saw the garden fencing !

A man goes to the doctors and says "I've got a cricket ball stuck in my bum."

"Hows that!" replied the doctor.