The lady golfer
 

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee
sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where?', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your feet were too far apart.

:jesterbg I like that one!