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Old 14-10-2015, 23:38   #1
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Default 0 -150 in 5 seconds.......

"You never surprise me” a woman moaned one day to her long suffering husband.

"Buy me a surprise for my birthday. Something that can accelerate from 0 to 150 in under 4 seconds, ..... and I'd prefer a blue one!", she hinted.

Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.

And finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen for her ....

He's dead now ... but he died a legend.
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Old 15-10-2015, 09:38   #2
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