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Old 26-04-2011, 22:15   #1
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Default Misunderstanding

IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR

Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says,
'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.................. I'm 7
feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3
pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Irishman says:

'Turner Brown'?!.... I thought you said, "Turn around"!
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