sleeping with bob

briggie · 10-07-2011, 23:42

Sleeping with Bob

The guys were all at a deer camp.. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all
Bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes
The roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright- eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn’t believe it..
They said, "Man, what happened? He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into
Bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

the4x4steve · 11-07-2011, 00:02

what can i say

rustic · 11-07-2011, 09:00

I wondered why they called him bob, as he had a "b" tattooed on each buttock.....

96terrano · 11-07-2011, 12:32

Someones gonna have to bloody explain that one to me

supergnome · 11-07-2011, 15:21

B-O-B......O is where the sun don't shine.

Terranical · 11-07-2011, 17:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by supergnome

B-O-B......O is where the sun don't shine.

DOH!!!

(RIP) PLANK · 13-07-2011, 23:00

I used to know a girl with an M on each cheek, she flashed a the cameras at football matches it said MOM - I preferred it when it said WOW

96terrano · 13-07-2011, 23:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by supergnome

B-O-B......O is where the sun don't shine.

Ok I get it now

10-07-2011, 23:42	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	sleeping with bob Sleeping with Bob The guys were all at a deer camp.. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all Bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes The roof with his snoring. I watched him all night. The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright- eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn’t believe it.. They said, "Man, what happened? He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into Bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

11-07-2011, 09:00	#3
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	I wondered why they called him bob, as he had a "b" tattooed on each buttock..... __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

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11-07-2011, 00:02	#2
the4x4steve Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Scotland Vehicle: 1999 lwb terrano 2.7tdi Posts: 10	what can i say

11-07-2011, 12:32	#4
96terrano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 2.7TD LWB Posts: 8,024	Someones gonna have to bloody explain that one to me

11-07-2011, 15:21	#5
supergnome Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Isle of Axholme Vehicle: T2, 2.7 TDI 2002 lwb Posts: 955	B-O-B......O is where the sun don't shine.

13-07-2011, 23:00	#7
(RIP) PLANK Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Central England, in the Heart of the Black Country Vehicle: T2 2004 TDI SE LWB Posts: 7,740	I used to know a girl with an M on each cheek, she flashed a the cameras at football matches it said MOM - I preferred it when it said WOW