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Old 18-11-2010, 15:50   #16
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Please explain the above comment for us plebs who do not do Royal watching Seems like the type of comment that could get you a room in the Tower.
LMAO Liam! Camilla actually visits quite a few shops round here, especially antique stuff. And she's reknowned as a very down to earth huntin-shootin-fishin girlie who is capable of being as earthy as the nexy bloke so I'm told....and she smokes like a trooper too, or used to.
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Old 18-11-2010, 22:59   #17
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LMAO Liam! Camilla actually visits quite a few shops round here, especially antique stuff. And she's reknowned as a very down to earth huntin-shootin-fishin girlie who is capable of being as earthy as the nexy bloke so I'm told....and she smokes like a trooper too, or used to.
Do you mean a bloke when you say she smokes like a trooper or do you mean Isuzu troopers smoke !!!!!



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Old 18-11-2010, 23:18   #18
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Old 19-11-2010, 19:26   #19
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i think if they want to get married thats good for them
and all well and good as living without a mum so young aint no fun n neither is finding out ya dad never loved her in the first place!
What i dont agree with why do we have to pay?
would he pay for me? no not on your nelly wud e!
and spare a thought for kate cos yes shes a lucky girl shes
in love with a lovely man... like me lol and his a prince....again like mine.
.but that ring might as well be an opel its tainted n i hope this time it makes someone happy!
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Old 19-11-2010, 19:39   #20
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prince adz .............. kin hell i've heard it all now
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Old 19-11-2010, 20:15   #21
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lol he is! ok he needs a bit of twecking but i like twecking him !
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Old 19-11-2010, 20:23   #22
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your right..... he aint bad is he
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Old 19-11-2010, 20:29   #23
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bless ya xx no
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Old 20-11-2010, 11:21   #24
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Maybe we should rename this thread the Adz Admiration thread.
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Old 20-11-2010, 11:54   #25
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... sounds like something you'd do to a sheep to see whether it's in season....
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probably something innocent, or Lynn is just pulling his plonker as it were or it could even be a twat round the ear. who knows
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