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Old 08-01-2011, 11:42   #1
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Default Joanna Yeates

Bristol police investigating the Joanna Yeates case say the murderer stole one of her socks?
I am i the only person thinking " Heather Mills".
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Old 08-01-2011, 16:45   #2
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now you mention it lol
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Old 08-01-2011, 18:14   #3
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i am only person thinking this isnt national news

seems to have run and run since xmas, perhaps
short of news then, but now? or is started so
will finish.

plenty of other murders dont make national news
unless becomes a serial issue, or perhaps multiple.

yawn, sorry tragic, but not realy that important
to me 200 miles away...
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Old 08-01-2011, 21:20   #4
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ahhhhhh but what if they are travelling serial killers .


you'd wish you had paid more attention then

AND worryingly i lost a sock the other day, and no its not under my bed paul .... i looked already
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Old 09-01-2011, 00:13   #5
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lucky shes not related to you then really n it! shes dead its tragic n she probably died scared and in pain but its 200 miles from you so hay ho!!!!!!
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Old 09-01-2011, 01:39   #6
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ahhhhhh but what if they are travelling serial killers .


you'd wish you had paid more attention then

AND worryingly i lost a sock the other day, and no its not under my bed paul .... i looked already
eeeuuuwww cheezy!
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lucky shes not related to you then really n it! shes dead its tragic n she probably died scared and in pain but its 200 miles from you so hay ho!!!!!!
i'll second that, and one shouldn't take the pi**, it's not funny.
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i'll second that, and one shouldn't take the pi**, it's not funny.
beg yer pardon me lord, this is in jokes n humour.

never once said it was funny, its tragic, but do
you know her then? if not then its only down
to media we all know about it.

sticking by by comments, whole families have got
murdered before now, burnt to death or mansluaghtered
in car 'accidents' round here, but certain didnt make
ten o'clock or any other national.

all suspects to date been neighbours, again hardly
a national hunt?
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Old 09-01-2011, 20:14   #9
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[QUOTE=Thomas-the-Terrano2;125159]all suspects to date been neighbours, QUOTE]

and that's why they haven't caught anyone


I assumed you original comment was ironic and aimed at the 'news hungry' nature of the media not making light of the tragedy. They were only interested as no one had found the face of Jesus on a popadom or something equaly more important.
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Old 09-01-2011, 21:14   #10
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Ya never know whats round the corner & I don't take the P out of the dead not even M.Jackson


Better subjects to take the pi$$ out of than the dead, murdered etc


Could be you tomorrow


Think about what you type when it comes to the dead, there not here to stand up for themselves.!


Just think for a minute.!


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well said adz, i might say things about this country ie foreigners etc, but i will never make a joke of the disable/injured or dead people, if anyone send them to my phone they are deleted straight away, i look after my wife and mother who are both disabled, so any of you out there who thinks it's funny to make fun of disabled people, you need to see someone.
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jokes and humour!!! hmmm
did i tell you about my best friend donna who burnt to death in a high rise fire trying to protect her 2 children of 5 and 7! ? no! cos it wasnt funny bit like this thread!
iam all for a laugh i mean i was born ginger but not over the people that cant stand up for themselves its just wrong
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ginger.. my ex was a ginger...
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yes its a curse
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ginger.. my ex was a ginger...
So's ya avatar

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