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Old 05-02-2011, 15:53   #16
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Ok then, wales came in second place in a TWO horse race
Our kickers were off duty, thats all. And Wilkinsons girlie hairdo was a bit of offputting

Just wait til you play, let me see, ummm...oh yes....ANYONE ELSE
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Old 05-02-2011, 16:20   #17
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clippety clop here comes Wales ................. second



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Old 05-02-2011, 16:22   #18
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so lets get this right, an old boy who retired yrs ago came on (johno gave him last hoorah after he new game was won) and still beat you in your national staduim with retired players woooooooooooooooooden spooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-02-2011, 16:25   #19
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still beat you in your national staduim with retired players woooooooooooooooooden spooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never though of that :l ol
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Old 05-02-2011, 16:33   #20
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so lets get this right, an old boy who retired yrs ago came on (johno gave him last hoorah after he new game was won) and still beat you in your national staduim with retired players woooooooooooooooooden spooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31? feck off!
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Old 05-02-2011, 16:38   #21
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and dont he play for a french side now and again( when not injured) so a retired english player who plays for a french team part time,id keep that quiet lol
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Old 05-02-2011, 16:40   #22
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and dont he play for a french side now and again( when not injured) so a retired english player who plays for a french team part time,id keep that quiet lol
yeah but even Gavin has signed up for a french team now he's not getting to hump the lovely Charlotte....I'd better get in there while theres time
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Old 05-02-2011, 16:42   #23
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henson must be mad or hes got an even better bito totty to rump! and now youve mentioned him how can you critisize johny hair lol!
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henson must be mad or hes got an even better bito totty to rump! and now youve mentioned him how can you critisize johny hair lol!
Auld girlie smoothie legs , the most selfish man on that recent arctic trek
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Old 05-02-2011, 16:50   #25
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henson must be mad or hes got an even better bito totty to rump! and now youve mentioned him how can you critisize johny hair lol!
he's officially a twat.

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Old 05-02-2011, 16:51   #26
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ive got to err err leave the session for a few minutes somethings just come up,all of a sudden like!
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Pass the Kleenex....
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Old 05-02-2011, 16:57   #28
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all that preening and not wanting to hump that do you think hes enjoyed the male hand between his legs grabbing his jersey slightly to much??? a man could put up with a lot if that crawled into bed with him of a night!!!
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all that preening and not wanting to hump that do you think hes enjoyed the male hand between his legs grabbing his jersey slightly to much??? a man could put up with a lot if that crawled into bed with him of a night!!!
OOh i could tell you stories about Charlotte....

But I don't know any
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Old 05-02-2011, 17:03   #30
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wonder if katherine jenkins would get involed in a bitove girl on girl action even if he was batting for other side thatd be enough to turn him back lol!
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