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Old 12-09-2010, 22:11   #1
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the idea is to post your worst joke , we vote on which is the worst ... winner gets a club sticker paid for by me


so come on folks drag those jokes out of the bin
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Old 12-09-2010, 22:12   #2
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what do you call a fly with no wings ????























a walk
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Old 12-09-2010, 22:12   #3
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a walk


lol thats the idea
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Old 12-09-2010, 22:12   #4
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Why did the Irish man sell he's tv? to buy a video.
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Old 12-09-2010, 22:15   #5
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what do you call a fish with no eyes ?


































a fsh.
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Old 12-09-2010, 22:16   #6
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2 oranges rolling down a hill , one stopped because it had run out of juice
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Old 12-09-2010, 22:19   #7
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Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?























Cos he is an x-boxer
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Old 12-09-2010, 22:20   #8
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What goes tick-tock, woof-woof ??





















a watchdog
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Old 12-09-2010, 22:34   #9
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I've just downloaded the koran, would you like me to burn you a copy.
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Old 12-09-2010, 22:40   #10
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What do you call a blind deer - no eyed deer! (No idea)
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Old 12-09-2010, 22:42   #11
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where do you find a dog with no legs ? ...... where you left it
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Old 12-09-2010, 23:26   #12
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What do you call a blind deer - no eyed deer! (No idea)


What do you call a blind deer with no legs?




Still no idea. ;O)
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Old 13-09-2010, 09:18   #13
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the idea is to post your worst joke , we vote on which is the worst ... winner gets a club sticker paid for by me


so come on folks drag those jokes out of the bin
You wont be having to spend any money Pete, there aint many of us can tells jokes as bad as yours
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Old 13-09-2010, 10:18   #14
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Why did the Pillarbox ?






Its saw the garden fencing !
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Old 13-09-2010, 16:14   #15
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A man goes to the doctors and says "I've got a cricket ball stuck in my bum."

"Hows that!" replied the doctor.
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