If you lead a quiet life, you might be surprised at what awaits.

rustic · 12-07-2017, 05:56

An Amish boy and his Father who had never been outside the Amish compound was granted a day out in the big city by one of the Elders. Once there they wandered round amazed by everything they saw, especially in a shopping mall, the two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then back together again, the boy asks his Father

"What is this, Father?" The Father having never seen an elevator before responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is"

While the boy and his Father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button, the walls opened and the old lady rolled between them into a small room, the doors closed and the boy and his Father watched small circles of lights with numbers above light up, they continued to watch as the circles light up in the reverse direction, The walls opened up again and out walked the most stunning blonde young woman, legs up to her armpits and breasts that made his eyes water, he'd never seen a woman like it, the Father turns to his son and shouts

"QUICK SON, GO GET YOUR MOTHER"

emjaybee · 12-07-2017, 07:18

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panelbeater · 12-07-2017, 08:30

nice

don simon · 12-07-2017, 08:41

solarman216 · 13-07-2017, 23:39

Loved it, Rick

rustic · 14-07-2017, 04:57

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Originally Posted by solarman216

Loved it, Rick

When I showed my wife this joke, she said Can I take you there ? lol...

Don't know what she meant lol...

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rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	If you lead a quiet life, you might be surprised at what awaits. An Amish boy and his Father who had never been outside the Amish compound was granted a day out in the big city by one of the Elders. Once there they wandered round amazed by everything they saw, especially in a shopping mall, the two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then back together again, the boy asks his Father "What is this, Father?" The Father having never seen an elevator before responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is" While the boy and his Father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button, the walls opened and the old lady rolled between them into a small room, the doors closed and the boy and his Father watched small circles of lights with numbers above light up, they continued to watch as the circles light up in the reverse direction, The walls opened up again and out walked the most stunning blonde young woman, legs up to her armpits and breasts that made his eyes water, he'd never seen a woman like it, the Father turns to his son and shouts "QUICK SON, GO GET YOUR MOTHER" __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

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solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,319	Loved it, Rick __________________ Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.

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