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Old 12-01-2009, 22:28   #1
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Husband and wife at tesco's He puts a box of stella in the trolley"the wife says what do you think your'e doing,he says It's on special offer £10 for 24 cans"put them back we can,t afford It"says the wife .A few aisles further on the wife picks up a £20 jar of face cream & puts It In the Trolley."what are you doing asks the husband. The cream makes my face look beautiful" she says.Husband says, "So does 24 cans of stella & It's half the bloody price.
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like it!!
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Old 12-01-2009, 23:06   #3
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Very good Neddy
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Old 12-01-2009, 23:08   #4
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very good mate..

will add to shopping list
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thats a man joke, proper lov it
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Old 13-01-2009, 18:55   #6
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Old 13-01-2009, 20:14   #7
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or a clip around the ear if you tell your own wife
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Old 13-01-2009, 21:14   #8
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Old 13-01-2009, 22:12   #9
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well if i said that.. its what id get!
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Old 13-01-2009, 22:52   #10
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that joke cost me 2 tops and 3 pairs of shoes( I will have to save up some more money before i decide to get brave It does not pay!!!!!(I could have got a roof rack If I had shut it)
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your own fault for letting her see it then!
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You men will never learn
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