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Old 18-04-2010, 09:33   #1
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f**king blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.

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Old 18-04-2010, 17:42   #2
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Its the way you tell 'em Tel!
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Old 18-04-2010, 17:54   #3
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OI u been spying on me!!!!

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