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macabethiel · 24-09-2019, 05:11

>>> On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction.
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>>> The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
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>>> The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked: "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
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>>> "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the following year."
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>>> He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
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>>> His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
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>>> And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

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macabethiel Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Derby Vehicle: Freelander & Jeep GC 3.0 Posts: 4,415	Viagra Alternative SEX and GOOD GRAMMAR >>> On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. >>> >>> >>> The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want." >>> >>> >>> The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked: "How do I stop the medicine from working?" >>> >>> >>> >>> "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the following year." >>> >>> >>> >>> He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. >>> >>> >>> His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?" >>> >>> >>> And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.