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Old 02-10-2019, 00:45   #1
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A guy goes to pick his vehicle up from the mechanics, when he gets there he see's a technician messing with the drivers door lock, they have locked the keys in the car! The technician looks at the guy and says "don't worry mate I won't be long, I've already done the passenger side"
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Briggie and Douggy

What a stand up comedy act that would be
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Briggie and Douggy

What a stand up comedy act that would be
Can I bring my chair?
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