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08-09-2011, 11:35
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Senior Member
 Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 2.7TD LWB
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Sex insurance...
Are you insured for sex?? Make sure you're insured for the correct type of sex that you're having, below is a list of companies catering for certain tastes....
sex with your wife = Legal and General, sex on the phone = Direct Line, sex with your partner = Standard Life sex with someone different = Go Compare, sex on the back seat of a car = Sheilas Wheels, Sex with a posh bird = Privilege, sex with a transvestite = confused.com |
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08-09-2011, 11:50
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Isle of Axholme
Vehicle: T2, 2.7 TDI 2002 lwb
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Sex at an orgy = co-operative
Sex with fat women = More than |
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08-09-2011, 11:53
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Isle of Axholme
Vehicle: T2, 2.7 TDI 2002 lwb
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Sex with a real dog = Churchill......Oh yes!!
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08-09-2011, 12:28
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Telford, Shropshire
Vehicle: Nissan Patrol y60 4.2d
Posts: 1,287
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08-09-2011, 15:08
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: All hail to the Glove of Love...
Posts: 9,212
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Sex with a mad hatchet woman - Axa
Sex with anybody over the back of Santa's transport - Endsleigh Sex with Tilda - Swinton Sex while smoking a cigar - Churchill Casual Sex - comparethemarket.com Sex with an ungrateful wife - gocompare.com Sex with premature ejaculation - Swiftcover.com Sex with a sailor - Admiral.com Sex with a fat bird - Chubb.com Rhyming sex - Adrian Flux Sex with the vicar - ecclesiastical.com |
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08-09-2011, 17:53
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 2.7TD LWB
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