14-09-2011, 22:34 | #1 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano 2.7TD LWB
Posts: 8,024
|
joke time!!
Bob forgot his wife's birthday. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!" The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday!
|
15-09-2011, 19:58 | #2 |
Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Suffolk
Vehicle: ...Has Gone! 0..0
Posts: 91
|
Haw-haw-de-haww! :-D
|
|
|