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Old 25-04-2020, 19:52   #1
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So as it's been warm we have the big window open through the night as our house is very warm.
Last night we went to bed as normal but couldn't get to sleep because of the neighbour's dog out in the garden constantly barking.
After tossing and turning I said to the mrs I've had enough of this and went to sort it out.
After 20 minutes I went back up to bed and the mrs said to me I thought you were sorting this out?
I can still hear the dog barking she said.
I said yes but I've put it in our garden so let's see how next doors like it
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Old 25-04-2020, 22:19   #2
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So as it's been warm we have the big window open through the night as our house is very warm.
Last night we went to bed as normal but couldn't get to sleep because of the neighbour's dog out in the garden constantly barking.
After tossing and turning I said to the mrs I've had enough of this and went to sort it out.
After 20 minutes I went back up to bed and the mrs said to me I thought you were sorting this out?
I can still hear the dog barking she said.
I said yes but I've put it in our garden so let's see how next doors like it
Good one !
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Slug pellets for dogs, paracetamol for cats
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