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Old 11-02-2010, 12:58   #1
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Default 12 Italian Priests

Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally
nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his
weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no
reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response
from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.



Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly
that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where
the bell came to rest.....
As Carlos bent over to pick it up...

All the other bells started to ring...
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