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Old 11-12-2012, 22:48   #1
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We are a weird breed..

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Old 12-12-2012, 11:06   #2
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I'm sure I used to work with him... but I never thought I would see him with a hand inside a "Ladies" shirt, batted for the other side...
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Old 12-12-2012, 14:49   #3
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Bet he feels a right tit.......
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Old 12-12-2012, 16:53   #4
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Default What a pair of headlamps????

Perhaps he was just trying to hand signal 'right'....or try out the axillary horn? Well it's as good an excuse as any.
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Old 12-12-2012, 17:12   #5
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Think I'm gonna re create this photo
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Old 12-12-2012, 18:10   #6
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looks to me like he is simply trying to tune into radio Tokyo...
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Old 12-12-2012, 18:17   #7
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looks to me like he is simply trying to tune into radio Tokyo...
Odd radio location
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Old 12-12-2012, 21:27   #8
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Do we not all do that?
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Old 12-12-2012, 21:39   #9
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I tune in to radio Tokio every day, ,, Rick
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Old 12-12-2012, 21:42   #10
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Reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ofl_UP3apM
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Old 12-12-2012, 21:54   #11
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when red dwarf was funny!

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Old 12-12-2012, 21:56   #12
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I tune in to radio Tokio every day, ,, Rick
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I suppose he could have dropped the remote for the satnav...
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Old 13-12-2012, 00:56   #14
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maybe it was NIPPY and he wanted to warm his hand up
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Old 13-12-2012, 01:43   #15
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Looks like regular maintainance to me.

Check and grease your nipples , try and raise your sagging front end and when you get home whip her maf out and give it a good seeing to
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