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Old 17-08-2018, 21:21   #1
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🐰Pets right now ...3 cats 1 rabbit

🔪Surgery... Over 30

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👂Piercings... 1. 😁

✋Quit a job....few times

📺Ever been on A video shoot on u tube ....no

❤Fallen in love..yes

🍻Lost a weekend through drink...no

😪Watched someone die...yes

🐢Eaten a rare animal...no

🚑Ridden in an ambulance...yes

🏝Visited a tropical island...no

🚔Been arrested... Ni

😲Almost died...yes

🎤Sang on karaoke...yes

🏥Stayed in a hospital...yes

🌞Morning or night.....mornings

🌈Favorite colour...red

📞Last phone call...double glazeing sales

📱Last text...wife

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Old 17-08-2018, 21:34   #2
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💔Divorces...1

💍Proposals... 4

🍼Children...1

🐰Pets right now ...12 Ferrets

🔪Surgery... Tonsils out, and 2 squint ops.

✒Tattoos...0

👂Piercings... 0

✋Quit a job....few times

📺Ever been on A video shoot on u tube ....no

❤Fallen in love..yes

🍻Lost a weekend through drink...no

😪Watched someone die...no

🐢Eaten a rare animal...no

🚑Ridden in an ambulance...yes

🏝Visited a tropical island...no

🚔Been arrested... no

😲Almost died... no

🎤Sang on karaoke...no

🏥Stayed in a hospital...yes

🌞Morning or night.....night

🌈Favorite colour...blue

📞Last phone call... my mum

📱Last text...SE4x4R KSAR call out.
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Old 17-08-2018, 22:06   #3
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👰Marriages...1

💔Divorces...1

💍Proposals... 0

🍼Children...0

🐰Pets right now ...sadly none

🔪Surgery...minor stitches 7

✒Tattoos...0

👂Piercings...0

✋Quit a job....luckily never

📺Ever been on A video shoot on u tube ....no

❤Fallen in love..yes

🍻Lost a weekend through drink...yes

😪Watched someone die...yes

🐢Eaten a rare animal...no

🚑Ridden in an ambulance...yes

🏝Visited a tropical island...yes

🚔Been arrested... No

😲Almost died...yes

🎤Sang on karaoke...yes

🏥Stayed in a hospital...yes

🌞Morning or night....nights

🌈Favorite colour...blue

📞Last phone call...son in law

📱Last text..Wales 4x4 response
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Old 18-08-2018, 00:17   #4
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Old 18-08-2018, 07:13   #5
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💍Proposals... 2 (I declined)

🍼Children...0

🐰Pets right now ...1 dog

🔪Surgery... 1

✒Tattoos...0

👂Piercings... 0

✋Quit a job....few times

📺Ever been on A video shoot on u tube ....no

❤Fallen in love..yes

🍻Lost a weekend through drink...no, lost almost a week

😪Watched someone die...too many

🐢Eaten a rare animal...no

🚑Ridden in an ambulance...yes

🏝Visited a tropical island...no

🚔Been arrested... no

😲Almost died...does being shot at count

🎤Sang on karaoke...no

🏥Stayed in a hospital...yes

🌞Morning or night.....mornings

🌈Favourite colour...green

📞Last phone call...social services

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Old 18-08-2018, 15:36   #6
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👰Marriages...1 (thats more than enough)

💔Divorces...0

💍Proposals... 1

🍼Children...3

🐰Pets right now ...1 dog, 2 fish and 7 rabbits

🔪Surgery... lots

✒Tattoos...lots but more to come

👂Piercings... if ears count then 2

✋Quit a job....for sure

📺Ever been on A video shoot on u tube ....no

❤Fallen in love..yes

🍻Lost a weekend through drink...many

😪Watched someone die...yes

🐢Eaten a rare animal...no

🚑Ridden in an ambulance...yes

🏝Visited a tropical island...no

🚔Been arrested... No

😲Almost died...yes

🎤Sang on karaoke...yes

🏥Stayed in a hospital...yes

🌞Morning or night.....night

🌈Favorite colour...haven't really

📞Last phone call...sisters birthday

📱Last text...sister again. Although I don't really use text message anymore, messenger is so much better

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Old 11-03-2019, 15:30   #7
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💍Proposals... 0

🍼Children...0

🐰Pets right now ...3 horses, 2 rabbits and 2 pigeons

🔪Surgery...none

✒Tattoos...none

👂Piercings... none

✋Quit a job....couple of times

📺Ever been on A video shoot on u tube ....no

❤Fallen in love..yes

🍻Lost a weekend through drink...no

😪Watched someone die...yes

🐢Eaten a rare animal...no

🚑Ridden in an ambulance...no

🏝Visited a tropical island...yes

🚔Been arrested... No

😲Almost died...no

🎤Sang on karaoke...yes

🏥Stayed in a hospital...no

🌞Morning or night.....mornings

🌈Favorite colour...blue

📞Last phone call...instalation guy

📱Last text...girlfriend

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Old 11-03-2019, 17:56   #8
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💔Divorces...1

💍Proposals... 2

🍼Children...1

🐰Pets right now ...4 Chihuhuas

🔪Surgery... Multiple Heart Stents (5)

✒Tattoos...0

👂Piercings... 0

✋Quit a job....1 in 2004 at Animal Testing Site

📺Ever been on A video shoot on u tube ....no

❤Fallen in love..yes and still am

🍻Lost a weekend through drink...Yes in Germany in 1968

😪Watched someone die...Unfortunately Yes 2016 & 2017

🐢Eaten a rare animal...no

🚑Ridden in an ambulance...yes way back in 1965/6

🏝Visited a tropical island...no

🚔Been arrested... Y in Germany D&D

😲Almost died...Not really

🎤Sang on karaoke...No

🏥Stayed in a hospital...yes

🌞Morning or night.....both

🌈Favorite colour...Metallic red

📞Last phone call...Your BT broadband will be disconnected if you do not pay! Lol am with VM

📱Last text...wife in Hospital this morning
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