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Old 17-11-2010, 23:34   #1
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Default Kate Middleton,

Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring

















since Dodi Al Fayed
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Old 17-11-2010, 23:42   #2
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Wondered how long it would be before the jokes started rolling in

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Old 17-11-2010, 23:45   #3
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I thought it was ace in the interview when he said "I TOOK her up KILLIMANJARRO and gave her a surprise"

I bet that made her eyes water.... n say yes m laudde!!
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Old 17-11-2010, 23:54   #4
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Sorry cant be bothered with this shit, people who know nothing about real life, Rick
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Old 17-11-2010, 23:58   #5
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Sorry cant be bothered with this shit, people who know nothing about real life, Rick


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Old 18-11-2010, 00:33   #6
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You know what I'll make no secret of it, I think it's fantastic news. They obviously chose one another unlike his poor parents. He's got dam good taste though hasn't he

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Old 18-11-2010, 00:38   #7
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i wish them well , im not a killjoy , but ..... spending millions on a royal wedding ( our money dont forget ) is a bit irresponsible at a time when we are all supposed to be being frugal
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Yea I would give her one or two or three or more, every day whow ho great stuff, Rick
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Old 18-11-2010, 00:46   #9
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Yea I would give her one or two or three or more, every day whow ho great stuff, Rick
I want a pint of what ricks on if hes doing it 3 or more times everyday....

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Old 18-11-2010, 00:50   #10
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I want a pint of what ricks on if hes doing it 3 or more times everyday....

i was told i was doing it wrong if i was doing it two or three times a night ..... it should be once a night all night sheila says
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Old 18-11-2010, 11:20   #11
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i was told i was doing it wrong if i was doing it two or three times a night ..... it should be once a night all night sheila says
But I need my sleep and I am knackered at night so the morning is our time
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Old 18-11-2010, 12:46   #12
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Typical the government say they are going to sort out the benefits scroungers, and then would you believe it the family who claim the most benefits in the UK are excepting us lot to pay for there grandsons bloody wedding
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I suspect this is scheme conjured up by Cameron and Clegg to give all of us peasants a bit of good news in what will be a hard year to come... gawd bless you ma'am and all that. I'm not falling for I don't think we should be footing the bill either.

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Old 18-11-2010, 14:49   #14
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Yea I would give her one or two or three or more, every day whow ho great stuff, Rick

Bit scrawny for my taste - she'd probably snap in half or summat LOL

But we have to support them as his dad's gaff is two miles up the road fom us here in Wales and he drives past the shop on his way home (when he's there anyway)! I'm waiting for Camilla to come in so she can do me a rollup
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Old 18-11-2010, 15:02   #15
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I'm waiting for Camilla to come in so she can do me a rollup
Please explain the above comment for us plebs who do not do Royal watching Seems like the type of comment that could get you a room in the Tower.
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