This guy was lonely

[zippy656]

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This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if
he had a pet. He went to the pet store and told the
owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After
some discussion he finally bought a centipede, which
came in a little white box to use for his house. He took
the box home, he found a good location for the box,
and decided he would start off by taking his new pet
to the bar for a drink. >>

So he asked the centipede in the box, >>

'Would you like to go to Frank's place
with me and have a beer?' Silence; there was no
answer from his new Pet. >>

This bothered him a bit, waited a few minutes and then>>

asked him again, 'How about going to the bar and>>

having a beer with me?'
Again there was no answer, nothing but
silence came from his new friend and pet. So he
waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time.
This time putting his face up against the centipede's
house and shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a beer with me?




(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS)





A little voice came out of the box:
'I heard you the first time !
I'm putting my f.....g shoes on!'>>


>>

[tezzer]

very good,