little girl on a plane

[zippy656]

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on theairplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if youstrike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closedit slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would youlike to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How aboutnuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet adeer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out aflat patty, and a horse produces clumps of driedgrass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl'sintelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I haveno idea...'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feelqualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't knowshit?fficeffice" />>>

[extreme-4x4]

that could work on the wife, next time she kicks off.

ill just say , to prove your the boss and know everything .
if you can answer one question ill do anything you demand...





mind you she'll probably know the answer.... she talks shit all the time

[lacroupade]

Originally Posted by extreme-4x4

that could work on the wife, next time she kicks off.

ill just say , to prove your the boss and know everything .
if you can answer one question ill do anything you demand...





mind you she'll probably know the answer.... she talks shit all the time

will you be selling tickets?

[extreme-4x4]

she probably will