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Old 12-12-2018, 10:24   #1
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I stole this from a Facebook post but I thought it just about sums up life today.

In Todays world
It Snowed Last Night..
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.
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Old 12-12-2018, 11:32   #2
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sounds about right.
personally i don't give a flying f**k if people are offended by what i say or do.
I'm who i am and if you don't like it turn the other way and get on with your life instead of being hell bent on trying to peddle your beliefs onto me.
I'm not racist,sexist or any other ist that has been added to a word so someone can take offence by it.
Just don't have the time for do gooders with nothing better to do
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Old 12-12-2018, 11:42   #3
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I wanted to laugh, but there is this nagging bit that it could well be a true story. Luckily in most places some thug would have already kicked it over before it got a chance to erupt like that.

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Old 12-12-2018, 12:27   #4
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Just laugh it off guys, it’s all I’ve done.

The world is full of over the top people, easier to lauh and feels better too

Actually looking at this thread I should posted in Jokes and Humour, MODs do your thing please.
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Old 14-12-2018, 23:49   #5
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I can't find the like button!!!!!!!
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Old 15-12-2018, 00:37   #6
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Sums up the crap world we live in today, Rick
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But have to say thankfully I am not a part of it, Rick
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I am personallly, deeply offended, by snowflake, revisionist, pathetic dumbos, who are offended......... :
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