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05-12-2016, 21:05
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Not To Briggie's Standard
A guy in the warehouse told me a joke today.
Please don't shoot the messenger  How do you tell a which is a female ant & which is a male ant? Chuck the ants in water. One ant will sink whilst the other ant floats. Why? Because the male ant is buoyant.  
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05-12-2016, 21:14
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Best get your coate
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05-12-2016, 21:14
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Briggie has standards?
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05-12-2016, 23:09
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Oooomph, someone got to the Christmas crackers early!
Yes, Briggie has standards... ...not necessarily high... ...but standards none the less. 
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06-12-2016, 08:19
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Better than no joke eh !
Groan......................
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06-12-2016, 16:42
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I love the replies. These are far more entertaining than the joke. It's worth taking a little flak for this alone
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06-12-2016, 16:50
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you learn well grasshopper
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06-12-2016, 18:44
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06-12-2016, 20:25
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06-12-2016, 23:28
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Not me, I'm nobbut a lad...(65 yrs)..........
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07-12-2016, 00:09
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I am only 69 years young, my favorite number by the way, and only started banger racing when I was 62 did it for a couple of years and won a trophy 2nd in the rookie banger final at Smallfields Rick
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