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Old 01-12-2016, 20:01   #1
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Rihanna, Usher and Justin Bieber were walking over a bridge.
Rihanna trips and gets her head stuck between the railings.
Without a sideways glance, Usher pulls aside her G-String and f**ks her senseless.
He stands back and tells Justin "your turn"!
Justin burst out into tears. "Whats wrong? Asks Usher.
Justin sobs, "My head won't fit in the railings"
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:30   #2
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Brilliant.
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:31   #3
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Love it

I hate that Bieber idiot
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Old 02-12-2016, 09:16   #4
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Bieber.....who.....
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My wife nearly choked on her chilli when I told her.



Bieber is such a noxious little tw@t.

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