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Old 08-12-2016, 10:16   #1
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Default Be more explicit when ordering items from Amazon.

We were stuck what to buy the family for Christmas, my wife likes her kindle so much that we ordered 4 Kindles from Amazon.

We were disappointed that they sent a "Two Ronnies" dvd lol.

So take care what you order lol.

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Talking Nice one !

That's bringing an old sketch into the 21 st Century !
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Fork handles or four candles???
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i sent for a penis enlargement kit , they sent me a porn mag , some tweezers and a magnifying glass
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I asked for 50 disposable lighters, they sent me a box of matches.

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Old 08-12-2016, 23:39   #8
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recently one ronnie and enfield as i recall did some new versions of 4 candles,

egg box 360 and a blackberry fruit on an orange fruit spring to mind.
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