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Old 10-09-2017, 20:49   #1
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A poem Paul McCartney wrote to Heather Mills when they were together: We lay upon a grassy bank my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
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A poem Paul McCartney wrote to Heather Mills when they were together: We lay upon a grassy bank my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
That sounds like Macca after a bottle of Red Wine !
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