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Old 23-07-2019, 15:24   #1
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Default A sad day

It doesn't matter how trivial you think it may be, docs are there for us all.
I learnt today a good friend of mine sadly passed away. He had been suffering recently with indegestion......
I can't believe Gav is gone.
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Old 23-07-2019, 16:31   #2
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Old 23-07-2019, 17:27   #3
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If you think that's bad you should hear one of the guys from work's offerings.
I was in the pub on my own having a quiet pint when I was approached by a large ugly woman who sparked up a conversation with me about nick names.
She kept pestering me to tell her my nickname so I gave in and said folks call me sled.
She says oh that's interesting,is it because you are smooth and sleek?
No I replied,its because I always get pulled by dogs.
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Old 23-07-2019, 21:54   #4
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If you think that's bad you should hear one of the guys from work's offerings.
I was in the pub on my own having a quiet pint when I was approached by a large ugly woman who sparked up a conversation with me about nick names.
She kept pestering me to tell her my nickname so I gave in and said folks call me sled.
She says oh that's interesting,is it because you are smooth and sleek?
No I replied,its because I always get pulled by dogs.
That used to happen to me too
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Old 23-07-2019, 22:38   #5
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Not been on for a while and this is the first post I click on, I love you guys
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Old 24-07-2019, 09:12   #6
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Talking What kind of Music do Wind Turbines like ?

I still like the one about the two wind turbines having a chat.

One asked the other one what king of music it likes, the turbine replies " I am just a Heavy Metal Fan".
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