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Old 08-08-2019, 18:50   #1
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Old 08-08-2019, 21:30   #2
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So true..... scary I reckon
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Old 08-08-2019, 23:41   #3
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My Alexa says some mad stuff randomly sometimes
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Old 09-08-2019, 09:16   #4
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My mates wife wants to know why an Aston Martin DB7 is on their shopping list. They shouldn’t have left me alone with Alexa.
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Old 09-08-2019, 09:43   #5
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My mates wife wants to know why an Aston Martin DB7 is on their shopping list. They shouldn’t have left me alone with Alexa.
Quality!!!!! I'm sat about 10ft away from one at the moment.

I work for Aston Martin
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Don't use the sh**e.
Get off your arse and go find things out the old fashioned way
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My Alexa says some mad stuff randomly sometimes
I didn't think you'd have one mate
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Old 10-08-2019, 12:56   #8
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Don't use the sh**e.
Get off your arse and go find things out the old fashioned way
I don't even get internet on my phone, too much hassle, it would come in handy sometimes though
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Quality!!!!! I'm sat about 10ft away from one at the moment.

I work for Aston Martin
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Gizza job.
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not interested in that type of crap,after some home brew i would have all sorts of things turn up.
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Old 13-08-2019, 09:57   #11
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sky put my bill up from 19.15 to 35 without telling me so when i looked at my bank statement i was shocked so phoned and cancelled it all.
now i only use my phone for all internet at home and away.
i get 100gb a month with roll over and at 20.48,just gone uo,it works for me.
i can connect upto 6 items to phone,a android 7 from the bay.
i a can watch streaming on tv etc and use laptop
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