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Old 03-06-2018, 17:05   #1
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Old 03-06-2018, 18:24   #2
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Why not me old?

We've already converted one of you lot, Clive is loving his ferrets, he's getting some racing pigeons and a couple of whippets next, and I KNOW you wear a flatcap in secret matey
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Why not me old?

We've already converted one of you lot, Clive is loving his ferrets, he's getting some racing pigeons and a couple of whippets next, and I KNOW you wear a flatcap in secret matey


The trouble is, my wife is a Londoner, and the first time I took her to the Lake District, she freaked out, because when out walking on the hills, every time someone walked the other way, they said "Hello", and some even stopped to talk about inane things... So while I laughed at it, she thought it was real!!!

Luckily, I'm a country boy, from deepest darkest Kent, and we have always been a friendly bunch down there, after all, it was the place where anyone invading the UK landed, so we got used to dealing with strangers!! I think we automatically say hello to everyone to double check their nationality.

No flat cap for me though, I tried one on, and it took a week for Suz's to stop laughing.
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Well, they don't want to come to Wales.....we can talk the hind leg off a donkey...

SWMBO (who is an Edinburgh girl) is amazed that people just talk to complete strangers, having long conversations.....on the bus....in a cafe.....
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