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Old 13-12-2018, 09:05   #1
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Well, I'm in A&E �� bloody nightmare.. Yesterday was not a good day. I decided to go horse riding,..something I haven't done in ages. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. ��
It was awful!��
Thank goodness the manager at Tesco came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride again

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Old 13-12-2018, 09:56   #2
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