No briggie
 

I was going to add some of my own cheese jokes, but I didn't think they were Gouda nuff.

Where is Briggie? Edam well better get back here with some quality jokes, and soon! You'll brie the downfall of this place Zippy...

Can't believe we are stilton about cheese, I need to drink some morbier to take the edge off this humour :lol:lol

Go caerphilly on the drinks, we don't want any livarot round here. ;)

Mods

How do I go about getting my £10 back?

:nenau

It's not happening!!!! :lol

I have to endure them too :doh

Can we maybe get a discount on next year for having to endure the current tirade of abysmal humour?

:nenau

Your all locked in .......

Aw nuts.

:doh

Only something as subtle as a brick will put an end to this sorry saga :lol

Hey! In cashew hadn't noticed, these are some of the best puns you'll get on the interweb! :p

Belive me you don't want me to start on puns

I once managed to put a screwdriver bit, that was in my cordless drill, through the top of my thumb.

THAT was less painful than these puns.

:eek:

Sorry to hear the story of your pourly thumb, hope it did get feta okay. Could of been worse though I guess you could of hit it with a leerdammer now that would be a sardo tale.

That's it, I have no more. Now getting my coat.

That sounds nasty, but as Thomas says, it curd've been worse.