If you think that's bad you should hear one of the guys from work's offerings.
I was in the pub on my own having a quiet pint when I was approached by a large ugly woman who sparked up a conversation with me about nick names.
She kept pestering me to tell her my nickname so I gave in and said folks call me sled.
She says oh that's interesting,is it because you are smooth and sleek?
No I replied,its because I always get pulled by dogs.
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