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Old 25-07-2017, 18:52   #1
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A farmer in Gods great county of Devon sees a bloke
drinking from his stream & shouts,

"Yur bey! Ya dasn't wanna be drinkin outta thik thay water,
tiz full o' cow muck an' slurry off me fields".

The bloke says "I'm from London my good man and
just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit
slower please".

The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!




Can't take the credit, copied it from another forum. Usually the jokes are pants as it is uber-family friendly (I got a massive bollocking for using a swear word even though all except the first letter was substituted with asterix, they'd have a coronary on here!), but I did chuckle well at this one.

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Made me chuckle.
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