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Old 29-06-2015, 16:13   #1
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Old 29-06-2015, 16:18   #2
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Oh God.......I'm wired all wrong......I can say the colour......I'm cerebrally duff...
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Oh God.......I'm wired all wrong......I can say the colour......I'm cerebrally duff...
Same here... are you also dyslexic, or ambidextrous?
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I'm ambidexrtrous, and I can use both hands.......dint enough a bit dhjlixyiah though.......
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There's your answer, one side of your brain is not in total control.

I was originally left handed, but when I went to school, they liked to make you conform, and taught me to write and do things right handed. As I got older, and learnt things by my self, I found some things I naturally did right handed, but many things, I reverted back to Left, and now I can do most things with either hand, except use a pen or pencil
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There's your answer, one side of your brain is not in total control.

I was originally left handed, but when I went to school, they liked to make you conform, and taught me to write and do things right handed. As I got older, and learnt things by my self, I found some things I naturally did right handed, but many things, I reverted back to Left, and now I can do most things with either hand, except use a pen or pencil
Why does it not surprise me that my brain is confused!

I am nominally right handed, but can use my left hand for many tasks (excluding writing sadly) that require digital dexterity. I have never really thought about it before now......strange......but it seemed relatively normal......and quite convenient.....
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My best mate at work was dyslexic,

He used to tell people he was a devil worshipper and had sold his soul to Santa,
was great fun watching people trying to work out wether they should laugh or not!

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My best mate at work was dyslexic...had sold his soul to Santa...
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You mean like the dyslexic atheist, who refused to believe in the existence of dog....?
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